Tinder Dude Fails to Maintain Any Chill, Turns Into Total Racist After Asian Girl Doesn't Respond Fast Enough

Nick clearly failed to grasp the unspoken, yet assumed etiquette of navigating the crazy world of Tinder: don't rapid fire unanswered messages, don't be a cankerous dickhead of a douchecanoe to matches that 'just aren't feeling you', and don't be a racist. Fail to abide by those reasonable commandments, and you leave yourself vulnerable to being the next fella to fall prey to social media-driven condemnation on good 'ol venting outlets like Imgur and Facebook. 

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    Brace yourself, for behind that innocent, wide-eyed, shiny smile lies a particularly ill-mannered bro:

    Formal wear - Nick, 24 Sales and Retention e UCSB 9 miles away 6ft2-Italian/Irish - Oakland born and raised Comes with the dog- We know all the best hike spots in the Bay Area. Try me I'm a stick shift in San Francisco
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    Text - 47% ooo T-Mobile 1:20 PM < (i +1 (510) New Contact info found Nick +1 (510) add... Scary movie? Feel like I saw a commercial for that We should grab a drink tonight Scary ish Okay I'm down I live in mission at Street, San Francisco. What area will you be coming from? Do you normally give out your address so freely? Lol yes? I seee Read 12:32 PM I'm a 6'2 guy that works out. What's going to happen? A iMessage
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    Text - ooo T-Mobile 1:20 PM 47% i +1 (510) New Contact info found Nick +1 (510) d... I'm a 6'2 guy that works out. What's going to happen? Lol If I was a girl maybe I wouldn't. Why does it matter? You say that as if I just did something wrong... ? Ugh you chinks are all the sameee such a waste of timenext time don't give out your number dumb cunt Ps you look like you'd melt in the heat. Wear less make up Message
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    Since Nick was outed for his bigoted tendencies, another one of his matches has stepped forward:

    Text - ooo Verizon 46% 5:10 PM Nick Ved Home Facebook Invite Nick to Messenger FEB 4, 8:16 PM Okay cool I appreciate the mature response What? Nada Ok If you're not interested just say it. What's the point of wasting both our time. I'm only trying to be friendly and you can't even dignify that with a two second response I'm not interested.. Type a message... Aa GIF o00
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    Text - ooo Verizon 47% 5:09 PM Nick Ved Home Facebook Invite Nick to Messenger Ok If you're not interested just say it. What's the point of wasting both our time. I'm only trying to be friendly and you can't even dignify that with a two second response I'm not interested.. God you're useless Alrighty Biggest waste of time Great body with an empty brain Type a message... Aa GIF
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